Justin's Jokes

Justin’s Joke 

Here’s Justin’s joke for this week. He thought it was quite hilarious. So, we’re at Shoprite food shopping and getting things for Thanksgiving. I asked Justin to get me 18 eggs… Look at what he got me.


When I gave him a look. He said ” What you said get you 18 eggs but the container I saw of 18 eggs was not good, so I got you 12 plus 6 it makes 18.”
Smh 🙄.

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Justin's Jokes

Vacuum Joke

So I was in the kitchen cooking dinner last Friday. Justin was walks in and ask if we bought some more apple cider. I informed him we did. So he smiles this big smile as if he got a birthday gift. All I could do is laugh at him. I finally finished dinner and he walks in and immediately grabs a large glass. I say ” Justin you are not going to drink half the bottle of cider are you?”. He laughs this big laughs and says ” You know mom I’m like a vacuum I suck everything up”. Once again all I could do is laugh at him. This good is his own comedian. So, I asked him “where did you here that joke from?” He said “oh I made it up”. I then say to him “did you really?” He said ” “yea, one day in school. We had a pizza party and two of the boys left the classroom. So I told my friends who were still at the table with me they better hurry up and get their pieces because I’m like a vacuum I’m gonna suck things up”. I laughed a big laugh and shook my head. 

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Justin's Jokes

Justin’s Joke 

So I’m driving home from work. I call Justin as usual to see how his day was at school. So he gives me the run down about his day. I say out loud ” I need to stop and get some gas”. He out of no where says “Why don’t you just let me fart in the gas tank”. I’m thinking to myself did this boy really just say that. Just imagine 🙄if you can pass gas into your gas tank to refuel your car. Hmmm…. 

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